Single people give reasons why others SHOULD date them (16 Photos)

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Honestly, being single sucks. I don’t know if it’s worse being the third wheel in a friend group or being stuck at home alone on a Saturday night watching rom-coms and eating a microwaved dinner for one.

These people don’t feel like they deserve to be doomed to a life of loneliness. Here are some reasons why they believe someone, anyone, should date them.

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I’ll listen to you talk about your passion for hours and respond enthusiastically even if I don’t understand a word you’re saying.
-lizardgal10

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I make killer steaks and I’m good at the sexy time.
-LordExsul

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I won’t kill you.
-okiyitoo

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I’m capable of giving orgasms. To myself mostly, but still…
-Boxman75

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You’ll definitely outlive me and can get that sweet life insurance money.
-maxmynameismax

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I have like two dollars left on my Walmart gift card. Could get you a drink or something.
-FultonHomes

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My parents are dead so we’ll never have to argue about where we will spend the holidays.
-ButtermilkDuds

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My grandma thinks I’m handsome.
SchrodingersNutsack

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I will send you memes at random times.
-KingGorilla

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I make good cereal.
-yeet10001

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I’m soft and kinda hairy…like a fuzzy pillow.
-AnimusImperium

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I’m okay with long unprovoked silence.
-sea-rhinoceros

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You wouldn’t have to worry about me cheating. Even if I wanted to, it would be nearly impossible for me because my game is so weak.
-egotisticalnoob

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I make locally sourced hot sauces and say please and thank you a LOT.
-KingoftheUgly

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Please.
-bobdanderson