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“So refreshing. It broke while in the truck. Had to throw it out as it poured into my lap.”
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“Thank you automated car wash . You’ve done me good .”
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“Dropped a whole crate of plaster from three stories up.”
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“I just broke my favourite knife. It’s easily gone through the hardest of foods, but then it gets defeated by a chocolate cake.”
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“When your dog does a massive poo in the house and the Roomba spreads it all over the place.”
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“My mom found 2 dead flies in her burrito she bought this morning”
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“Just woke up to the sound of “someone breaking in” and as it turns out, the crystal lid on my stove just randomly exploded.”
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“Truck filled with intestines has an accident before boarding the vessel. The whole town stinks…”
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“This is why you put the lock around the frame, not the wheel.”
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“Thought it would be okay if I rode my bike to pick up tacos from the restaurant. Two of them were supposed to be vegan.”
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“Friend was renovating a house and got someone’s dirty needle stuck in his hand”
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“Accidentally ran over a newspaper in my front lawn.”
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“Spilt coffee all over my lap THEN sat in gum”
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“Sat enjoying the sun and then this happens. Thanks bird.”
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“4000 gallons of eggyolk on a sunny day in Holland”
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“When someone parks like an asshole and you own a small car so you get to decide if they can get into their car…..I decided”
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