This is the kind of personals profile you get when half of all women would rather be with their cat or dog than a man. And the few women who do put up profiles are only there because their dog won't take out the garbage and the cat doesn't help with the rent.
"dudes online dating profile is....."
ReplyDeleteMostly honest. Not as cutely humble as he'd like to appear, tho. Strictly imo.
This is the kind of personals profile you get when half of all women would rather be with their cat or dog than a man. And the few women who do put up profiles are only there because their dog won't take out the garbage and the cat doesn't help with the rent.
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