I suggest you let these facts marinate.
We invented pineapple pizza and for the most part we actually like it.
You know Harbour Freight? There is a 1:1 version of it here in Canada, not a clone just a rebrand from the same company. Dead serious. The same items sold there under the HF Housebrand? They're called POWERFIST here.
Yes, in Canada milk does come in bags but only in certain provinces like Ontario where you can still actually buy milk in cartons and jugs anyway if you don't want your milk to sit and start to smell like your fridge does.
We not only have ketchup chips but we have ketchup Doritos. They've been a "limited time" item for around four years now.
We take our beer so seriously that it's illegal to move it across provincial borders without permission. It's a dumb rule.
Speaking of illegal, it's illegal in Canada to depict a crime being committed in a comic.
This is called a hoodie or hooded sweatshirt to the rest of the world. In Saskatchewan one of the bigger Canadian provinces? It's a bunnyhug. Why? Because of stubble-jumpin flatlanders.
The coldest temperature in Canada was 1:1 with the surface of Mars, I remember this one because our weather channels wouldn't stop telling us this like it made things any better.
Something so awful you'd want a McRib, it's the McLobster and it tastes like it looks.
The RCMP once formed a posse in Saskatchewan to catch some car thieves which included a cropduster pilot, farmers on ATVs and the RCMP piling into the bucket of a tractor to go off-road.
Our signs aren't just in English and French! In places like Ontario you'll also find signs in Ojibwe one of the languages of the native Canadians. Coming soon to British Columbia: Mandatory Chinese (Probably)
Do you know that Canadian Christians officially dissavowed the traditional image of Jesus Christ and chose to adopt this depiction?
In Dawson City, Yukon home to the show Gold Rush on Discovery there's a bar that serves a sour-toe cocktail, which has a humans severed toe in it that they keep in salt until a shot is being done. This toe was also stolen and somehow recovered recently.
We turned one of our finest Canadian institutions into a lesser version of Wal-Mart, Nicknamed Crappy Tire, or Newfie Tire this place is your one-stop shop for everything not tire and autoparts anymore. It's the best place to go to find Guy Fieri wing dips, 20 packs of microfibre towels on sale for $1.99 and redshirts that wish they really were redshirts.
The deepest underground lab in the world is the SNOLAB where they are studying neutrino emissions.. which is what we want you to think. It's located in Sudbury Ontario a place that once had VERY little forest because the acid rain produced by the nickel mine there scorched it all away!
We have more donut shops per capita than the rest of the world, unfortunately they're all Tim Hortons.
You know these jackholes you Americans created? We banned em.